“	Mmm, that's good julep.	„
	- Colonel Principal, eating Brian.

Brian Scudworth is the first born child of Principal Scudworth. Scudworth lost custody of Brian in a bet with archnemesis Colonel Principal. Colonel Principal then killed and ate Brian.

Biography

In "Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc", Colonel Principal reminded Principal Scudworth of how last year, he lost a bet with him and had to give him custody of his first-born son, Brian. Principal Scudworth later asked how Brian was and Colonel Principal replied that he was delicious, as he ate what a spoonful of looked to be like ground beef. This implied that Colonel Principal murdered Brian, upon gaining custody of him, mutilated his corpse, and cannibalized his remains into a julep.

Trivia

• Little to nothing is known about this character, such as who his mother is or even what he looked like before he died.
• Colonel Principal described Brian as a "julep" after he killed him, suggesting that he turned him into an alcoholic mint-flavored cocktail, known as a "julep".